Goya Giant
Rebirth certificate:
Fifteen years ago, humanity’s waste reached its tipping point.
Oceans choked on plastic, cities drowned in garbage—
A crisis too large to ignore.
From this chaos, the Grey Pail was born:
A towering figure of reclamation,
Crafted by hand to repair the wounds we inflicted.
The extinction of plastic waste became his mission,
A fight for Earth’s survival,
A testament to human ingenuity and responsibility.
Date of Awakening: July 15, 2030—
The dawn of hope in a world overwhelmed.
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